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Lloyd P. Farley

THE "P" IS FOR PUN! (IT'S NOT!)

Lloyd Farley, born and raised in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, is a newcomer to the publishing world.
Devastatingly handsome, an intellect well beyond genius and remarkably humble, Lloyd knew from an early age that his passion was bringing joy to all.
Many roadblocks attempted to hinder his goal of making people smile - a childhood listening to country music, a multi-year career shoveling coal into the eternal pits of hell (or an oil and gas service desk job, but whatevs), a failed marriage to a rutabaga named Ethel, John Mellencamp - but Lloyd could not be stopped. Drawing comics, doing impersonations, reciting Monty Python and some stand-up comedy ventures were just a few bullets in his arsenal of
laughs. Puns, though, were, and are, his bread and butter. Read on for more about the world of this man... nay, legend.

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JOIN THE LLAMA LLEGION

A fan of my work? Then you, friend, are one of many in the Llama Legion. There is nothing I love more than to bring a smile and joy to my beloved Llamas, whether it be a groan-worthy pun, a big old hug, or a random Spongebob Squarepants impersonation. When you're a Llama, you are family. Drop me a line - I'd love to say hello!

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LLOYD HAS PARTNERED WITH THE GOOD FOLKS AT COLLIDER.COM AND IS WRITING FREELANCE ARTICLES ABOUT MOVIES AND TELEVISION!

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Lloyd's Writing About Stuff

MUSINGS, REVIEWS, LISTS, OTHER CRAP.

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50 Worst Songs of All Time

Trust me... these suck.

HEY, WANNA BUY A COPY OF "PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT"?

BE THE ENVY OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!

Dozens of mini-stories, all ending in the type of humor that will make you groan mightily. What's not to love? Here's what the people are saying:

“Reading ‘Pun and Grimeish Mint’ was the best snap decision I’ve ever made.” – Thanos

“Book.” – King Shark

“Lürfin der jöömer in der pün böök.” – Swedish Chef

“I love this book so very, very much. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages!” – Dwayne Johnson

“Mr. Johnson has never read your book, let alone laughed at its content. We will see you in court.” – Dwayne Johnson’s lawyer

Here's where you can find it!

Friesen Press Bookstore

Amazon

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Google Store

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Barnes and Noble

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Indigo

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Apple Books

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Author-signed copy? Maybe...

"PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT II" HAS A WORKING TITLE!

PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT II: THE EMPIRE'S SPICE RACK

LOWER HUMOR. MORE WORDS. AND THIS THYME IT'S PERSONAL

Keep checking this space for updates.

Lloyd's Favourite Funny Stuff

THE VIDEOS BELOW WILL ANSWER THE QUESTION "WHY IS LLOYD SO, SO WEIRD?"

Bohemian Rhapsody | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets
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The Muppets

Bohemian Rhapsody | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets

The Muppets' Musical Gang is back at it with their rendition of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody! Subscribe for all new videos from The Muppets! ► http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=MuppetsStudios Watch more Muppet Music Videos► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiyHgXXaitUHx0Jpt9tW1k0ZZuydnNORl Inspired by one off the all time greats, QUEEN, the Muppets present their rendition of the classic, "Bohemian Rhapsody." Originally released in 1975, this classic with a Muppets Twist is sure to keep every music lover, and Muppet fan satisfied. Watch more of the best moments, music videos, and laughs from The Muppets! ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiyHgXXaitUEgAKvEzfsV1GTgJnrcy0j3 Get more from The Muppets! http://disney.com/muppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Muppets Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MuppetsStudio Tumblr: http://themuppets.tumblr.com Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/themuppets Muppets Characters Gonzo is a multi-talented artist who performs outrageous daredevil stunts. Though an odd looking creature, Gonzo takes pride in his uniqueness and enjoys every adventure he goes on with the Muppets including the occasional space voyage. Rowlf the Dog is the Muppet’s resident piano player. One of the Muppets oldest characters, Rowlf rose to stardom by first plugging advertisements for his favorite dog-food brands on the original Muppets show. Rowlf the Dog is not the trusty Muppets sidekick always ready to help Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, and the rest of the Muppets. Animal is the wild drummer for the almost-legendary band, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem, who are the regular performers traveling with the Muppets. Animal is the official musical Muppet. Known for his outrageous style and unclear speaking voice, Animal is a crazed percussionist with three music style - loud, louder and loudest. Pepe the King Prawn, lovingly known as Pepe, comes to the Muppets from Spain. Pepe moved to Hollywood to pursue his one true calling show business. Peep’s strong spanish accent makes it difficult for him to be understood. Not one to leave the Muppet Lab too often, Beaker is the accident-prone assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. Though often difficult to understand, due to his “Meep”, Beaker is known among the Muppets as the one who always gets hurt. When the Muppets made it big, they needed to hire a fool-proof security guard. Thus, Bobo the Bear became head of Muppets security. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker are the resident scientists of the Muppets experimenting away in the Muppets Lab. Bunsen is always eager to show off his latest scientific discoveries to the Muppets. Fozzie Bear is the world’s funniest—and only— stand-up comedy bear. From his beat-up hat to the “wocka wocka” that punctuates his punchlines, Fozzie is an “old school” comic. His jokes aren’t always great, but they are delivered with heart and Fozzie’s signature pazazz. Miss Piggy is the ultimate diva, leading lady, fashion icon, star of stage, screen, and all media known and unknown in perpetuity throughout the universe. Miss Piggy has an appetite for the good things in life, including chocolate, jewelry, awards, and above all, her one true love, Kermit the Frog. Kermit is the world’s most famous frog, but he has never let international success go to his head. Arguably one of Jim Henson’s most famous Muppet creations, Kermit the Frog has come a long way from his home, the swamp, to become one of TV’s most beloved characters. Muppet Music Videos Only on the official YouTube channel for The Muppets can you see the classic Muppets music videos, exclusive cuts of Muppets music, and all new original Muppets song covers! Check out classic Muppets music videos like The Muppets cover of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” and The Muppets music videos for “Jungle Boogie”, as performed by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. The Muppets on YouTube Welcome to the Official YouTube channel for The Muppets! This channel is home to your beloved group of Muppet friends: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, Beaker, the Swedish Chef and more! Subscribe for some of your favorite and best film and television clips from The Muppets, as well as music covers and brand new comedy sketches. Check out exclusive Muppet parodies, Muppet music videos, Muppet song covers, comedy sketches, and more! Join in the fun with original Muppet comedy shows, TV promos, and charity PSAs. Tune into the all new the Muppet show, “The Muppets” on Tuesday nights at 8|7c on ABC!
Monty Python: The Parrot Sketch & The Lumberjack Song movie versions HQ
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Monty Python: The Parrot Sketch & The Lumberjack Song movie versions HQ

Anecdotally, I once found myself IN this pet shop. It was in the Caledonian Road, North London. I wandered in - I was passing and needed something or other - and realised it looked familiar. Then I saw the signed picture behind the counter. It was a still of John and Michael in that "very boutique". The shop-owner explained that when they'd done the bit on TV, they'd HAD to do it in the studio - for the audience reaction. But since this was for the FILM ("And Now For Something Completely Different") there would be no live audience. And with the superior definition of a film, a set just wouldn't MAKE it. Real pet shops have CLUTTER. And so they'd gone and found one - HIS. I don't know if the shop is still there - if it is, the guy has probably made more money letting people be photographed there (like on the crossing outside the Abbey Road studios) than he has selling Norwegian Blue parrots! p.s. xmichelledd asked me if I'd post the following URL - for good karma! I've checked it out and it is what she said it was - a huge DVD set of ALL the Monty Python sketches, on Amazon - so fair enough. The URL is: http://urlsnippy.com/CompleteMontyPython?it=ndqsdd But please note: Amazon are only able to ship to certain countries - however, if you live in one they DON'T ship to, you should still be able to find a NEW example of this set on EBAY - whose merchants can usually ship ANYWHERE. Just AVOID their "third-party" shipper - "Channel Advisor" - and use the merchant's OWN shipping service. Good luck.

NODDY THE NARWHAL AND THE "NARWHALS NEVER" NOTEBOOK

A LITTLE TREAT FOR THE CHILLUNS FROM THE "PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT" GUY

A little story for the wee - Noddy the Narwhal explains what a narwhal will or won't do!

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Think you might be interested in an original, customized Noddy the Narwhal story of your very own, or as a gift for someone special? Ask me about it!

PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT - MEDIA KIT

AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD

MEDIA KIT AVAILABLE ON PDF

Everything you need to know about "Pun And Grimeish Mint" and more

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