Lloyd P. Farley
THE "P" IS FOR PUN! (IT'S NOT!)
Lloyd Farley, born and raised in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, is a newcomer to the publishing world.
Devastatingly handsome, an intellect well beyond genius and remarkably humble, Lloyd knew from an early age that his passion was bringing joy to all.
Many roadblocks attempted to hinder his goal of making people smile - a childhood listening to country music, a multi-year career shoveling coal into the eternal pits of hell (or an oil and gas service desk job, but whatevs), a failed marriage to a rutabaga named Ethel, John Mellencamp - but Lloyd could not be stopped. Drawing comics, doing impersonations, reciting Monty Python and some stand-up comedy ventures were just a few bullets in his arsenal of
laughs. Puns, though, were, and are, his bread and butter. Read on for more about the world of this man... nay, legend.
JOIN THE LLAMA LLEGION
A fan of my work? Then you, friend, are one of many in the Llama Legion. There is nothing I love more than to bring a smile and joy to my beloved Llamas, whether it be a groan-worthy pun, a big old hug, or a random Spongebob Squarepants impersonation. When you're a Llama, you are family. Drop me a line - I'd love to say hello!
Lloyd's Writing About Stuff
MUSINGS, REVIEWS, LISTS, OTHER CRAP.
HEY, WANNA BUY A COPY OF "PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT"?
BE THE ENVY OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!
Dozens of mini-stories, all ending in the type of humor that will make you groan mightily. What's not to love? Here's what the people are saying:
“Reading ‘Pun and Grimeish Mint’ was the best snap decision I’ve ever made.” – Thanos
“Book.” – King Shark
“Lürfin der jöömer in der pün böök.” – Swedish Chef
“I love this book so very, very much. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages!” – Dwayne Johnson
“Mr. Johnson has never read your book, let alone laughed at its content. We will see you in court.” – Dwayne Johnson’s lawyer
Here's where you can find it!
"PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT II" HAS A WORKING TITLE!
PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT II: THE EMPIRE'S SPICE RACK
LOWER HUMOR. MORE WORDS. AND THIS THYME IT'S PERSONAL
Keep checking this space for updates.
Lloyd's Favourite Funny Stuff
THE VIDEOS BELOW WILL ANSWER THE QUESTION "WHY IS LLOYD SO, SO WEIRD?"
Think you might be interested in an original, customized Noddy the Narwhal story of your very own, or as a gift for someone special? Ask me about it!